Ryan Keough Meriden, CT

This studly looking gentleman has been writing comedy and performing stand-up comedy for about three years. Likes include grape soda, steak, and adorable Asian children. Dislikes include Carlos Mencia, the New England "Patriots," and unadorable Asian children. Born in 1986, the man described only as "a comedic genius of our time" by no one has done many things in his life that he regrets. Scratch that he only regrets two things. The first being marrying that guy dressed as a girl in Vegas that one night, though to be fair he has come to love Kris and they are very happy together, the second of course being leaving the movie memento at the beginning, thinking it was over.

Ryan performs stand-up comedy from time to time and can be hired to do Bar or Bah mitzvahs if the price is right.