Los Angeles

An award-winning copywriter who writes movie trailers and taglines for movie posters. A writer of humor, satire, political satire, and political tragedy. I was previously the biggest smartass in the history of the U.S. Marines.



Comedy Writing

Jokes

Every kitchen knife I own is dull, and my forks aren’t very interesting either.

— Ryan Zaharako,

The brain surgery industry seems biased towards elitists with medical degrees.

— Ryan Zaharako,

I love the Admiral’s Feast at Red Lobster, but I’ll never order the Ensign’s Expired Eel again.

— Ryan Zaharako,

I had a joke about World Introvert Day, but I think I’ll keep it to myself.

— Ryan Zaharako,
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