The Real Reason Trump Won Was Because Betsy Miller Turned Me Down in the Sixth Grade, and Don’t Let Anybody Tell You Otherwise
I've cracked the case wide open. It all traces back to the 1998 Tropical Para-Dance at Windy Meadow Middle School.
Sam Bilheimer
Jacksonville
Sam Bilheimer is a freelance writer in Jacksonville, Florida. He’s currently finishing his third chapbook, Our Fingerprints Are Dinosaurs. When he isn’t doing that, he helps run the art and literature publication, Perversion Magazine. His work has appeared in Bridge Eight, Epigraph Magazine, and EAT, among others.
Comedy Writing