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Sam Mermin

Sam Mermin has nursed countless sick baby birds back to health and has a 48-inch vertical.

Comedy Writing

It is with great regret that we inform you that you are by far the worst applicant our university has ever seen.

Intermittently mention “The Kremlin.” Smart people discuss this often.

John Chris: I am in my tenth year of overseeing the murder division at Clemsaw Capital. I would be happy to help current students in any way I can!

5:00 AM – Catching the sunrise? Driving to hockey practice? This is the third least-late time ever invented!

Keith Jeep prepares his daughter for college, public performance art goes awry, and Jean Collins makes her most daring call yet.

Scott Scranton advises struggling employers, an art critic dissects Somerville Art Camp for kids, and PIC has hot takes on Space Jam 2.

Keith Jeep escapes the forest for the beach, the tables turn as Jean Collins is interviewed live on air, plus tried and true dating advice.

Glen Lentil goes patty wild, our horoscope writer just wants what's best for you, and a pool manager owns up to an honest mistake.

Keith Jeep’s new foundation stands up for invertebrate rights, and Jean Collins digs in to the mind of Little Doug, a bright young American.

Scott Scranton explains how to vacay cheaper this summer—without sacrificing fun. Plus, Glen Lentil's blueberry pancakes from the heart.

Get suitable gift ideas for any run-of-the-mill person, and tips for reusing leftovers from Sarah Reelwomin (NOT a raccoon).

Glen Lentil's bold summer pasta recipe, Scott Scranton's safest buy/sell stock picks, and blowout deals at Morty's Asbestos Emporium.