If LinkedIn Existed During Biblical Times
HIRING: One male and one female of every animal. Please submit a cover letter explaining why you are the most qualified/fertile of your species.
Sam Lee is a writer from Memphis, Tennessee, which is the jewel of the contiguous United States. She has been published in McSweeney's, Slackjaw Humor, and The Belladonna. She is universally beloved.
HIRING: One male and one female of every animal. Please submit a cover letter explaining why you are the most qualified/fertile of your species.