A Day in the Life of a Viking Kindergarten Teacher
The more advanced students write basic sentences in their workbooks: “The—dog—says—woof” and “The—villager—screams—aarrrrrgggghhh!”
Aspiring sitcom writer in Toronto. Pieces also in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Widget. Goated Rocket League bronze tournament winner of all time.
The more advanced students write basic sentences in their workbooks: “The—dog—says—woof” and “The—villager—screams—aarrrrrgggghhh!”
Someone might say, “Never have I ever abandoned families at a bus station right before a hurricane!” and you would drink since you've done that.