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Samuel Neuenschwander Lakeville

Carrot top is my least favorite comedian and least favorite part to eat in a carrot

Comedy Writing

Bruce has been a policeman for 40 years and retires in 27 days. If you know anything about law enforcement, he will certainly die on his last day.

Give a man to fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can hang out in the teachers’ lounge.

— Samuel Neuenschwander, @SamNewey33