25 Signs Your Girlfriend is Having an Affair with Donald Trump
Suddenly, all your girlfriend wants to do is play golf, hang around casinos, and insult people riding around in sub-compact cars.
All I can say is just like they say in those fancy schmanzy treatment centers for alcoholics and such: "If you feel responsible enough, you just go out and buy yourself a plant. If that dag-nabbited thing up and dies, you just go out and marry yourself a husband or a wife, whichever you prefer. - That's just my own thought and it applies to my writing of comedy and satire. Sort-a, kind-a, anyhow....
Suddenly, all your girlfriend wants to do is play golf, hang around casinos, and insult people riding around in sub-compact cars.