My Job Is Modeling Counterfeit Fashion and It’s the Most Rewarding Job in the World
The lady perched by a theme-park Eiffel Tower, clasping a suspiciously shiny handbag, and hoping security doesn’t notice she jumped the gate, is me!
Comedy Writing
Monthly Horoscopes from an Online Symptom Checker
Aires: The discovery of a solitary butt-pimple will start a medical journey that ends in divorce and prison time.
All I Want for Christmas Is Emotions
You and I both know what I’ve been up to, and it isn’t putting me on anyone’s good list.
Holidays as Explained by Your Pets
Dog: Thanksgiving took a while to understand, but I’ve got it now. It starts when you’re locked outside because no one can deal with you today.
FAQ: What Is the New Normal?
Put simply, the new normal is the normal that is currently substituting what is actually normal by normal standards.