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Papillion, NE

Prolonging graduation is my anti-drug and I routinely skip class to read PIC. Which is fine. I go to school in a small college town and my friends and I are the most godawful bitches you will ever meet. We drink too much, talk too loudly for the general public, and make each other laugh at the expense of others. Sometimes I feel bad about it (don't I?).

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Dear Sarah Palin, You GO Girl!

Thank goodness the Republicans nominated you, a WOMAN, as the vice presidential candidate! It’s such a relief to toss aside my personal beliefs and blindly follow you and John!

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