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The Owner of My Once-Beloved Bodega: He’ll call her Boss in the same velvety tone that once stilled my heart.
Scott Polhemus is a writer living in Brooklyn. His work has been featured in The New Yorker, North Central Review, and Weekly Humorist. He primarily slings copy for corporations (and loves it, in case his boss is reading this).
The Owner of My Once-Beloved Bodega: He’ll call her Boss in the same velvety tone that once stilled my heart.