Scott Sponaas Fruitport, Michigan

I live my life by two mottoes. The first is "live every week like it's Shark Week." The second is "I have good days, and I have better days." I enjoy all things comedy related, especially performing stand-up, but writing is my true passion. My favorite animal is the shark. My favorite color is silver. My social security number is ..... I forgot but I'll post it later. I enjoy taking long walks on the beach, however water scares me, so often times I find myself relegated to pacing back in forth in sand boxes. I can do 8 pushups in 5 seconds and can climb a flight of stairs (14 steps or less) in under 3 seconds. I secretly aspire to learn how to do a cartwheel, but my lack of agility, combined with my husky build, have yet to cooperate. On the brightside, I have not suffered a broken arm yet, which is encouraging in so many ways. I make rap beats and write my own lyrics, but overall I feel I have the voice of a poser. In the last four minutes I changed my mind about my favorite color, which is now chrome. My favorite holiday is Boxing Day (Canada) and my favorite planet is Earth. If you want to know more, I'm really sorry because there really is nothing more I'm willing to share at this stage in my life. Thanks for taking the time to see things through my eyes.