Bros Before Prose: A Critique of My Bud’s Personal Essay
You're a master of your craft. No, not the hazy IPA you're drinking, but you're a master of that too.
Comedy Writing
People Quit Liking Me as Soon as I Started Studying for the GRE Verbal Section
You might guess that my embryonic study schedule has engendered absconsion from social connections, but let me disabuse you of this insipid notion.
You Need to Know about These Five Cognitive Biases (Sponsored by Bayer, the New Owner of Roundup)
At Bayer, we have a duty to pretend we have a duty to have a positive impact on the world.
I’m Your Local Craft Brewery, And I’m Inviting You to Bring Your Kids Over and Get Hammered in the Daytime
Feel free to make your kids play Connect Four while you pound some Child Hopbandonment, my extra-high-ABV double IPA.