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Comedy Writing

Hand writing an essay with paper and pen

Bros Before Prose: A Critique of My Bud’s Personal Essay

You're a master of your craft. No, not the hazy IPA you're drinking, but you're a master of that too.

by Scotty Jenkins
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August 8, 2021

reading the dictionary

People Quit Liking Me as Soon as I Started Studying for the GRE Verbal Section

You might guess that my embryonic study schedule has engendered absconsion from social connections, but let me disabuse you of this insipid notion.

by Scotty Jenkins
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February 6, 2021

Man fertilizing and applying pesticide spray on plants in his garden

You Need to Know about These Five Cognitive Biases (Sponsored by Bayer, the New Owner of Roundup)

At Bayer, we have a duty to pretend we have a duty to have a positive impact on the world.

by Scotty Jenkins
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January 25, 2021

kid at the brewery

I’m Your Local Craft Brewery, And I’m Inviting You to Bring Your Kids Over and Get Hammered in the Daytime

Feel free to make your kids play Connect Four while you pound some Child Hopbandonment, my extra-high-ABV double IPA.

by Scotty Jenkins
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January 22, 2020

Jokes

Number one tip from medieval writers: avoid the plague like you do clichés.

— Scotty Jenkins, @ScottyJenkins14