Seamus Easton | Points in Case

Seamus Easton

Writer at Medium, The Mindful Word, and others. Loves umbrellas as a concept, but feels that the execution leaves something to be desired.

Comedy Writing

I’m the Reader for Your Audition and Yes, I Want You to Fail

I ain't here to hold your hand bub, this game is survival of the fittest. You're the lamb, and I'm the shepherd and the puma.

by Seamus Easton
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June 10, 2021

Why I Am the Perfect Abductee for Inquiring Aliens

I am a human from Earth, but please don't hold that against me. I believe that this is an asset, as I have witnessed what not to do with a planet

by Seamus Easton
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March 20, 2021

Honor & Impotence: Life As A Guinness Book Of World Records Holder

by Seamus Easton | October 27, 2021 | Slackjaw

My Action Plan for Shoehorning My Newly Acquired Lockdown Talents Into A Great Gatsby Style Party

by Seamus Easton | July 19, 2021 | Little Old Lady Comedy

I Got Vaccinated & Bill Gates Won’t Stop Calling Me to Hang Out

by Seamus Easton | June 7, 2021 | The Haven

I Visited Yellowstone National Park and All I Got Was This Nasty Scald Wound

by Seamus Easton | May 3, 2021 | The Haven

Convincing My Downstairs Neighbour That Installing A Fire Pole Would Benefit Both Of Us

by Seamus Easton | April 28, 2021 | Little Old Lady Comedy

New Large Bird For Sale! Cheap!

by Seamus Easton | February 22, 2021 | Slackjaw

Jokes

It’s super crazy that toothbrushes were only invented in 2003 and before that everyone just cleaned their teeth with old newspapers.

— Seamus Easton, @TweetsBySeamus