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Ever since I graduated and haven't been forced to write massive papers, I've written stuff for other people to laugh at. Here's the stupid, funny shit I've turned into your entertainment.

Comedy Writing

Is That a Flip Phone?

This is a question I hear with more and more frequency every time I pull the trusty ol' Motorola from my pocket in public. Yes, I still have a flip phone. No, I am not some hipster fuck.

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