I’d Be the Coolest Guy Ever If It Wasn’t for My Deep Respect for Authority
I never snuck out because unfortunately, my parents understood that late-night parties were an integral part of a teenager’s socialization.
Writing in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, Bowdoin Harpoon and some guy from Fiverr one time.
I never snuck out because unfortunately, my parents understood that late-night parties were an integral part of a teenager’s socialization.
If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.
I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.