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Seth Sawyers

Seth Sawyers is a writer living in Baltimore. He's been published in McSweeney's Internet Tendency as well as in literary journals.

Comedy Writing

bob loves those things

I’m Bob from the Bob’s Red Mill Grain Bags, and I Want to Inhale a Family-Size Bag of Flamin’ Hot Fucking Cheetos

Have you ever fucking had a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto? Multiply that by fucking 800 and you’ll get an inkling about what the goddamn fuck I’m getting at.

by Seth Sawyers
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January 14, 2022

butterfly has a big mouth

Congratulations Caterpillar, In a Month You’ll Be Flying! But Your Mouth and Jaw Will Be Gone and You’ll Have a Long Skinny Horror Tube

Oh, and instead of those dozens of legs you’re used to, you’ll have six legs and there’ll be basically tongues on the end of each of them.

by Seth Sawyers
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July 6, 2020