Dracula or Amazon?
- Can easily put you in a trance. - Executes with remarkable speed.
Comedy Writing
Tom Cruise or Thomas the Tank Engine?
Despite going through a few trainwrecks in his career, he’s managed to survive them all and continue to get roles as a steamy, leading man.
Positive Self-Affirmations Mumbled by the Pillsbury Doughboy at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
My dead eyes do not say, “Someone help me! Management won’t let me retire!”