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Comedy Writing

Cover Letter

<p><div align="left">Thursday, October 12, 2006<br /></div><div align="left"><br />Miss Janice Taylor<br />Human Resource Director<br />765 Wellington Street East<br /><br /> </div><div align="left"><br />Dear Miss Taylor,</div><div align="left">

Re: Dot Matrix printer ad

Dear Mr. R. Carpenter,<br /><br />I figured I'd email you instead of playing another round of fuckin' phone tag. Until that sweet day comes, when I can finally own a female cyborg with a sweet pair of tits and a brain that is only programmed to insert my sweet nuts into her mouth all day long,....technology will remain annoying.<br /><br />And I'll continue to complain.<br />

Our First Gig

<em>From: Chaz {GetHERdone@hotmail.com}<br />To: Bobby {Bobby2hotty@gmail.com}, Heather {Tits45@hotmail.com}, Johnny {J-AIDS@hotmail.com}<br />Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 4:34 PM<br />Subject: Lets do this!</em><br /><em></em><br />Hey Comedy Troupe!<br /><br />Finally after a full year of auditioning....I finally got us our first GIG!!!.....well kind of.<br />

Sir Zach Attack

Dear Father,<br /><br />Long time, no talk.<br /><br />How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.<br /><br />I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.<br /><br />Finally found myself a woman.<br />

Celebrity

Dear Horatio,<br />Your son Felix found a picture of you sleeping on the world wide web.<br />Why didn't you tell your a celebrity??<br />Why were you on world wide web??? Felix google you. Are you a real celbrity now?<br />Sometime i wonder why we divorce. Maybe you want to come back home please?<br />I love,<br />Antonia<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.

The Power of Magic

<p><em>Drop smoke bomb...once smoke is half cleared, release doves into air.<br /><br />Erika and Derek pop up through hidden floor trap.</em><br /><br /><strong>Derek</strong>: Greetings Doomed Guests!<br /><br /><strong>Derek</strong>: Erika and I are honored you have come to our ceremony. I would personally like to thank my parents for NOT coming. I hate you both Ted and Janet...<br />

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