Holiday Dysfuncta-Family
Thanksgiving marks the beginning of a holiday season filled with family drama, incessant bickering, insane relatives, and genuine home chaos.
Comedy Writing
The Post T-Day Atomic Poo
Read a part of #2 history: The Tale of Rory and the Atomic Poo. Caution: Allow an hour before or after eating before reading this.
Booty Calls: The Spice of Nightlife
What would late-night be without a drunken cell phone call to push the fun through 'til the morning?
Fake IDs: Close Encounters with the Law
The detailed accounts of three drunken roommates versus bouncers and the police. Hold onto your identities, it's an underage ride.
The Stride of Pride, Part II
Missing clothing, empty cans galore and hungover indecision. Time to get the hell outta...umm, wherever you woke up anyway.
Dropping Deuces and Sticky Floors
Student lounges, dorm bathrooms, and taking care of business. This one could get messy. No, really.
AIM Profiles 101
Everything you need to know to construct a socially acceptable profile, including quote tips, song lyric advice, and cyber-stalking pointers.
The Phone Number Exchange
Beneath all the chatter lies one simple objective: get the digits. If only we could reduce the amount of static and interference in this process.
Gluttony & Debauchery: Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving: a time when family life clashes with mid-semester life. Also a time to think about post-holiday hookups.
Guess Who’s Coming to Thanksgiving Dinner
What holiday meal would be complete without your significant other there to join your family? Probably Mother's or Father's Day dinner.
Bar Fights
Recipe for disaster: 10 parts testosterone, 20 parts alcohol. Combine with pride, dignity, low self-esteem, and hot girls.
The Beehive State Capital
Salt Lake City isn't the easiest place to bar hop, thanks in part to annoying obstacles like bar membership. Hope you like your first pick.