There’s Always Plan B
When all else fails, everyone needs a backup plan. That's why at some point during college, you'll find a hookup known as 'Plan B.'
Comedy Writing
Heavy Petting
For the companion-starved college student, or just the student looking for some extra attention from the ladies, pets weigh in pretty high.
The Atomic Poo: Part Deux
Rory is back, only this time with more diarrhea and urgency than ever...in Paris. Unfortunately, no language barrier can block this shit.
Pretty Girls, Party Girls, Petty Girls
Each type of girl has her own detestable qualities, but each type also comes with its advantages. The trick is in the balancing act.
The Liberal Art of Discussion
Thank the Gods of college admissions destiny if you go to a school big enough not to have to face regular class participation.
Welcome to My World, Part II
To move off-campus isn't to say that the college ways really change. It's just a grownup way of saying, "Look at me, I'm making moves."
B is for Bad
An in-depth look at hookups, friends with benefits, objects of delusional sexual affection and every other dramatic relationship phase.
Belated New Year’s Plans
Hindsight is 20/20, especially when it comes to the mayhem and confusion of trying to make the most of the last hours of the year.
Post-College Life and Workisms
After you graduate, fun and alcohol come in moderation, and taxes and expenses pile up in abundance. Except rent (thanks mom and dad).
New Year’s Delusion
Reality check: New Year's Eve courtships do not last, despite the fact that it was totally meant to be.
Dissed and Dismissed: Deciphering College Rejection Lines
For every successful college relationship, there are over 250,000 that never had a chance. Brush up on the language of rejection.
The 411 on Drunk Dialing
When the drunk try to communicate with the sober, anything can happen. Here are some situations you should avoid at all costs.