Apartment Hunting
Finding your first apartment is a bigger pain in the ass than purchasing your first car. But it beats living with the parents.
Comedy Writing
The Air Up There
Some people call flight attendants glorified cocktail waitresses. But only the former has to do all the dirty work herself.
Sweet Jesus, Those Catholics
Nothing says mixed signals like a Catholic mass where your priest expedites the worship process so he can catch the Dolphins kick-off.
Camping at White Trash Disneyland
The Wisconsin Dells aren't a vacation spot, more like a mole you want removed. Leave your respect at home to make room for more beer.
Celebrity Encounters with Howie Day and Jeremy Piven
Everyone fantasizes about being a celebrity occasionally, but the only realistic way to brush with stardom is to crash the tour bus. Duh.
Porn: The Billion Dollar Business
Simonne goes where every man has gone before, exposing the truth behind every touchy, pornographic indulgence of your college life.
Top 15 Movies to Hook Up By
It's the only traditional form of dating left in college: inviting someone over to hookup halfway through a movie. Here's the rental list.
Death By Downloads
How long can your computer continue to make sacrifices for your insatiable downloading pleasure before deciding to crash?
Kiss and Tell
At a small school, it's all about sharing the love. Then sharing stories about the love you shared. Okay fine, it's just a good 'ol fashioned sex column.
The Rollercoaster of Drama
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.