Wisconsin Life
The animals provide dairy, the bars provide beer, and the television provides Brett Favre and the Packers. Mix accordingly.
Comedy Writing
Living It Up in Deutschland
Before heading to youth hostel territory, these middle class college girls get an unexpected taste of luxury in a 5-star Berlin Hilton.
There’s One on Every Campus
He's been there for 6 years, he's never missed a party, and he's out to reek drunken havoc in any way possible. Meet Dane, aka THAT GUY.
My Mother is Driving Me Insane
If you need help living your life to it's most annoying, this mom is for you! Free early morning wakeup visits and reminders to wear slippers!
California Dreaming
Three things you need if you're heading out west: big sunglasses, highly-tuned gaydar, and an earthquake survival toilet bucket.
Are You Being Served?
As you size up your stomach, your underpaid server is quietly sizing up your wallet, growing ever resentful of the most annoying job ever.
Losing the Freshman Fifteen: Gym, Sweat and Tears
Even if you do get up to the energy to keep off (or more likely, get rid of) the freshman fifteen, gym culture isn't exactly a walk in the park.
No Money, Mo’ Problems
Puffy only addressed half of the issues arising from money, or the lack thereof. Because in college, being broke is no joke.
Adventures in Babysitting
A five-day diary of the living hell that is babysitting. Just remember, always make sure the kid is NOT ADHD before taking the job.
Happy Home for a Happy Meal
When you're designated as the room mom, that means you have a lot of mouths to feed. Are Jello shots at the top or bottom of the pyramid?
Television Obsession
Through all the semesters and breaks, one thing stays the same: our need to fill every boring, lonely minute with drama and reality shows.
Making Moves with Freshmen
Moving into your freshman dorm is a college rite of passage. P.S. Your mom thinks you'll be filling that mini-fridge with vegetables.