College-Bound: Great Sexpectations
Oh to be a freshman again. To re-live the intoxicating moments of free love and impulsive hookups that end up defining your sexual reputation.
Comedy Writing
Conversing with the Parents
Surprise! Your parents are on the phone and they're downstairs in your dorm. Yeah, something about college and parents just doesn't mix.
An Englishman in America
What better way to celebrate July 4th than to take a look at the Hugh Grants of America and the power of their English accents over women.
Old Boyfriends, New Tricks
Relationships are like puppies: so cute and simple. Only difference is, you can't give that puppy back when it grows into something serious.
Hostage at LAX
Standby flying? More like sittingaround waiting. Here's a running diary of the hectic and annoying prelude to a Los Angeles airport sleepover.
Kevin, You are Such a Disease
Now is the time to refresh your memory on sickness prevention. Otherwise you're killing precious time otherwise spent drinking.
He Said, She Said Bullshit
If gossip makes the world go round, then you can put small colleges at the center of the universe. Just don't tell the big schools I said that.
The Chicktionary, Part II
An update to the official guide on every type of girl on campus now includes those in the business world too, e.g. The Starbucks Prophecy.
Breaking Up is Hard To Do
Barring marriage, your relationships must end somehow, and it's always worse getting dumped. Understanding the recovery process will help.
Summer Road Trips
Sticking it out and staying sane with your friends in the car for extended periods of time requires a common set of ground rules.
Emergency Room Service Included
ER Scenario: Your roommate's not breathing because he drank a whole handle and then broke it over his head. Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Check Out My Tat, Man
Piercing holes and spilling ink all over yourself to make a statement? Fine, but at least make sure you know what your tattoos actually say.