Chicago, Illinois

Simonne matriculated from Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, where she earned her bachelor's degree by using ten dollar words like "matriculate." It was at Lawrence where Simonne created The Rollercoaster of Drama as a creative outlet for not taking life too seriously. It was well received by both Ivy League elitists and beauty school dropouts. After a five year sabbatical, she's currently living in Los Angeles, trying to take the movie industry not too seriously. Her attempts have been ill-received and she has been advised to eat less. There is truth in comedy and it will prevail.

Comedy Writing

Turning 21

The most significant night of your college life that you will never remember. That is, if you did things right.

Wedding Season

Weddings themselves are a lot of fun, but the commitment behind the ceremony is frightening. Don't touch that ring, she'll be right back.

Roommates Gone Hollywood

Everyone in LA thinks they're going to have their name up in lights someday. Until then, it's advised that you don't use others' razors to shave your chatch.

The Wild Card

Again and again, women make the mistake of falling for men with girlfriends. With the help of a man's cheating seduction.

An Apt Place to Live

You'd like to own a condo in the hills, a garage and fridge both with three doors, and a thriving acting career, but you'll settle for a matching dining room set.

Happy Freaking Birthday

Your 21st birthday is momentous. After that, you'll be lucky if friends remember your birthday, more or less force alcohol down your throat.

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