Park ‘n Ride
Bad parking? No parking? No problem! At (your school here) we will still sell you overpriced spaces and plaster tickets all over your car!
Comedy Writing
Dirrrty Laundry
From dirtying your threads with all sorts of sinful behavior to using the laundry room as a hookup spot, there's nothing 'clean' about the laundry process.
Fighting Amongst Ourselves
Roommates have peculiar ways of expressing their anger at each other. Then again, there's always the traditional 'throw things' person.
And By Dating I Mean…
Just because you're having sex with someone doesn't mean you're dating. That's not to say no one finds true love at college, but I mean... come on.
Romantic Comedy vs. Reality
The real world is a lot different than sappy chick flicks. Rarely does a corporate yuppie meeting a hippie masseuse result in a happy ending.
The Chicktionary: College Girls Defined
The official guide to every type of girl on your campus. Yes, including The Girl With Bad Roots, The Bullhorn, and the Clit Blocker.
Away With You
Sometimes breaking free from AIM to face the outside world is inevitable. But how will you handle your away message?
Parently Drunk
When it becomes kosher to drink with your own family, sometimes things can become even more complicated and embarrassing.
Mr. Sensitive Pants
Tight, denim pants? What are men thinking when they make attempts at fashion? Just let the girlfriend handle your wardrobe.
Finals and Honor Codes
Look left. Look right. Now look back at your own paper. Don't worry, the professor's not in the room anyway.
Let’s Go to the Movies
The complexities of movie nights with friends have grown. From underage groping and sneaking food to date killers and movie buddies.
Camp Spring Break
To most of us, Spring Break means beaches and hotels. To a crazy few, it means tents, sleeping bags, and only the barest of essentials.