The New Boyfriend Syndrome
When your roommate snags a boy, the rhythm of your relationship is thrown off. Meanwhile, there's is settling into the headboard.
Comedy Writing
Dirty Little Secrets
Indulge yourself in the best reader-submitted secrets. Pray that none of them are from your girlfriend or the girl you're cheating on her with.
Where in the World is My Luggage?
Spring Break in Australia falls through and Chicago picks up the slack. But not before physical and emotional baggage gets lost in Sydney.
Raising Your GPA Through STD’s and OCB
At some point, your GPA will mean something. Find out how your hookup record and Old Country Buffet can help motivate you.
My Worst Date Ever
Kamikaze shots aren't even enough to neutralize the embarrassment of the double date dinner disaster at this Japanese restaurant.
The Lies We Tell Ourselves
When you lie to yourself, the only person you're deceiving is...yourself. Funny how such simple concepts get us thru breakups and academics.
Senior Nights
Let's hope you have all your gen eds out of the way come senior year, because your drinking schedule really won't have room for classes.
V-Day Aftermath: Excuses, Excuses
Roses are dead, violets are too, now that it's over, we don't have to wonder what to do. Face it singles, your life wasn't ruined.
Primped Out: Cuts, Dyes, and Tans
hair, haircut, hair dye, bleach, highlights, streaks, tan, tanning bed, fake bake, salon, beauty, wax, razor burn, orange, spray-on, cosmetology
Like a Virgin
Sex may be the main reason we're all here, but it had to start somewhere. And it never plays out like the movies.
Prospy Weekend
They stick out like sore thumbs, but all they want is to get drunk and taste freedom. Welcome, future freshman sluts and drunks.
The Ultimate Soundtrack of Our College Lives
A comprehensive review of the songs that have encompassed every college student's range of powerful partying emotions for years.