Chicago, Illinois

Simonne matriculated from Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, where she earned her bachelor's degree by using ten dollar words like "matriculate." It was at Lawrence where Simonne created The Rollercoaster of Drama as a creative outlet for not taking life too seriously. It was well received by both Ivy League elitists and beauty school dropouts. After a five year sabbatical, she's currently living in Los Angeles, trying to take the movie industry not too seriously. Her attempts have been ill-received and she has been advised to eat less. There is truth in comedy and it will prevail.

Comedy Writing

Super Bowl, Super Sick

Even if the big game is in a dome, you can still find yourself under the weather. Throwing up due to alcohol: awesome. Due to cooties: nasty.

The L-Bomb

It may not be any Hiroshima, but the fallout from the word 'love' can still rock someone's world. For better or worse remains to be seen.

Slut Bag U

What defines a slut exactly? Once your a slut, can you ever go back? Simonne expounds upon a touchy subject with musical interludes to boot.

Cocktails: The Sequel

Piecing together a wild, drunken night has never been easy, but with a few clues and a little intuition, memories can be rebuilt...almost.

Moving In Together

Cohabitation with your boyfriend/girlfriend is complicated. Proceed with caution, and don't expect to pick your nose in bed anymore.

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