Ring Around the Tubby
If you got as much ass as a toilet in an apartment with three women, you'd be pretty filthy too. You two should go get tested together.
Comedy Writing
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Your Bathroom: An Intimate Portrait
It's a complicated place where you can go to cleanse your body and then take a nasty dump, or boot 'n rally and then brush your teeth.
‘Tis Better to Receive
Conventional wisdom of the heart tells us that giving is the greatest gift of all. But we all know conventional wisdom has deep pockets.
Home Away from Home
Winter vacation brings the joy of a real mattress, all-hours TV, tasty cooking...and all the petty annoyances you almost forgot about.
“I Think We Should Just Be Friends”
It's the start of the speech everyone will have to give or receive at least once in their life, probably 5 times. Just know, "it's not you, it's him/her."
Crush ‘n Burn
The days of passing 'yes/no/maybe' notes to your crush during class are over. It's time you graduated to advanced techniques...like beer.
Spending the Night
Anything goes between the sheets, but it'd be a lot less awkward if people knew a few basic rules of hooking up and 'hanging out' after.
Cocktails and Frat Parties, Part I
Negligible clothing, alcohol galore, and hand-picked invitations. Sounds like this has the hand-stamped approval of Greek letters.
Deck the Malls with Crowds of Folly
Prepare to face the crazed masses as you tackle your holiday shopping. And whatever you do, stay away from the high schoolers.
The Long Ride Home for the Holidays
The joys of mass transportation and carpooling home from college. Minus the joys.
Give My Regards to Broadway
You may think theater majors have it easy, but your classes don't grade based on the pinch test. Ouch, that's not a passing love handle.