Am I Your Perfect Girlfriend or the New iPhone?
I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.
Spurty spends her day smiling at the perfect comeback to a hypothetical conversation she formulated in her head. That's all the social interaction she's had this year. Don't burst her happy bubble by initiating conversation.
I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.