<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/scale_balance.jpg" align="right" />On my way back from errands today, I actually HONKED at a man for not going immediately on a green light because he was GIVING A HOMELESS MAN A DOLLAR FROM HIS WINDOW.<br /><br />What does this say about me?<br />
<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/cologne.jpg" align="right">I was at the mall with my friend today and I realized I haven't bought new cologne since high school. HIGH SCHOOL. Yes, ladies, that familiar scent is me having hooked up with you in the same Hugo or CK Obsession sweetness for the last 9 years. You weren't getting tired of it were you?
<img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/how_stuff_works.gif" align="right">I asked a guy what time it was the other day and he pulled his cell phone out to tell me. I said, "But you have a watch right there..." Then he told me it was broken. WOW, is that embarrassing or what?
<blockquote>Google reported revenues of $1.9 billion in the fourth quarter, up 86 percent over the year-ago period and up 22 percent sequentially. The results bring Google's full-year 2005 revenues to a staggering $6.1 billion. <br /><br />Despite its record earnings, the company missed analyst expectations and its stock price was down in after hours trading.<br />
<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/images/penis_mugshot.jpg" align="right" />Following up on the recent <a title="So You Saw Your Roommate's Penis | Jake Christie" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/roommates_penis.htm">roommate penis situation</a>, I'd like to identify those times when you know your OWN penis is probably more than you can handle.
Telemarketing Improv
I Came, I Sightsaw, I Conquered
Flossin' on 3-Inch Plackers
<p>When I'm up before noon, I often walk around the corner to eat lunch with the "corporate crowd" downtown. It's sort of a restaurant alley with a bunch of tables set up on the sidewalks outside.
Shock and/or Awe
Bad Old Collection of Days!
New for Christmas 2005