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I Leap Over Their Heads

<p>I got a legitimate email today (not some anonymous Nigerian man requesting my help transferring millions of dollars in funds from the Ivory Coast) from someone who started his email by addressing me as "Little Court." That's right, not "Dear Court" or "Court-" or "Court," or "Dear Webmaster" or "Hello" or "Listen up" or "Yo dude" or "Your royal highness".....but "LITTLE COURT."<br />

Imperfect Timing

According to the sun, there are 24 hours in a "day." Most people spend about 16 of those hours awake, and 8 asleep.<br /><br />According to my biological clock, there are 28 hours in a day. I spend about 19 of those hours awake and 9 asleep. This makes for a very awkward "weekly" schedule, since my biological week is actually only 6 "days."<br />

Overdue Ending

<p>I have a confession: I'm not a programmer!<br /><br />It's probably one of the few (dorky) regrets I have in life, but everything I've learned about publishing on the Internet has come strictly on a need-to-know basis...usually by studying lots of other websites and reading endless articles and tutorials dug up on Google.<br />

I Am the DUC Cafeteria

A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').

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