Help! I Wished for a Kitchen Island and Now I’m Stranded in the Atlantic
When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.
Comedy Writing
Obits for the Unused Produce in My Kitchen
We mourn the loss of Avocado, survived by literally everything else in the kitchen.
As President of the School of Hard Knocks, I Regret to Inform You Our Institution Is Not Accredited
Our institution has always transformed negative experiences into learning opportunities; that’s kind of our whole deal.