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Stephen Johnson

Stephen Johnson is a St. Louis-based writer whose work has appeared in U.S. News & World Report, The Huffington Post, Eleven Magazine, Cheapism, Vox Magazine, The Missourian and other publications.

Comedy Writing

Bill Gates skeptical pose with hand on chin

This Fearless Cover Letter Almost Got Me Hired By Bill Gates

You know what I see when I look at you, Bill Gates? I see a guy who didn't need Networking Parties to build his empire. I see a guy who looks like me, except a bit toadish.

by Stephen Johnson
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October 17, 2017

A Not-So-Routine Checkup with the Doctor in My Fever Dream

DOCTOR: First, your brain. It’s no good. You have a condition known as neuromaniacosis. It means you whine too much.

by Stephen Johnson
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September 25, 2017

Leaked Audio Transcript of Tom Hanks Celebrating the 23rd Anniversary of “Forrest Gump” on Magic Mushrooms

Disturbing and introspective audio from Tom Hanks' handheld recorder, sent to me anonymously in the form of time-stamped .wav files.

by Stephen Johnson
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September 14, 2017