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Stephen Statler Walnut Creek

Stephen Statler is a writer whose work has appeared in McSweeney's, Punchnels and Bull. He is currently at work on a novel entitled "Dionysus in Glenhaven."

Comedy Writing

The LeashFree® Pet Containment System is a Clear Violation of the Geneva Convention, Jeff

Listen to the language, Jeff. “Designated area,” ”gentle correction.” Is this our backyard or is this Auschwitz?

by Stephen Statler
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October 30, 2018

Pumpkin Spice Chai Latte from Trader Joe's grocery store

My Weekend at Uncle Trader Joe’s Cabin in the Woods

On Friday, we hiked to a secluded waterfall, and Uncle Trader Joe held my clothes while I showered with Tea Tree Tingle Shampoo and Body Wash.

by Stephen Statler
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October 27, 2016

Hallmark card: "Don't Think of It as Losing Your Job"

Especially Bitter Selections from Hallmark’s “Rancor Collection”

For the lovable loser in your life: It seems like just yesterday you were in kindergarten… Now you work at Best Buy.

by Stephen Statler
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October 8, 2016