Holiday Cookie Recipe for the Anxious and Depressed
1 cup unbleached sadness / ½ cup confidence, ground down until it becomes an unrecognizable powder / 2 heaping handfuls unrealized goals, crushed
Steve Goldberg is a video editor by career, writer of short stories, essays, rants and fake recipes by unpaid joy. He loves to bake and make soup. Anything where he can pour a bunch of crap in a giant bowl or pot, then let high temperatures do the rest. His relationship to comedy resembles that of an old married couple who still get hot and heavy but maintain separate addresses. They complete each other's sentences, but with non sequiturs. His writing has been published online at Memoir Mixtapes, Creative Caffeine, Defenestration and more. His banana breads have a much wider distribution.
1 cup unbleached sadness / ½ cup confidence, ground down until it becomes an unrecognizable powder / 2 heaping handfuls unrealized goals, crushed