The Most Important Thing About This World Event Is That It’s Ultimately About Me
I do feel this horrible event on a visceral and personal level, like way worse than how anyone else is feeling it, for sure.
Steven Markow's like a weird bird: freaked up from the beak up. He's also a comedian and writer in Brooklyn, NY. His written work has appeared on The New Yorker, Paste Magazine, and McSweeney's. He regularly posts freaked up videos on Instagram and semi-freaked tweets on Twitter, follow him on both at Steven_Markow!
I do feel this horrible event on a visceral and personal level, like way worse than how anyone else is feeling it, for sure.
The great reviews it got were a combination of people pleased with its cooling capabilities as well as it’s craftsmanship as a self-death machine.
Sophie was able to hold one of the Infinity Rings--wedding rings forged from the six singularities present before the creation of the universe.
While our aesthetic up until about mid-2016 was "cozy cabin," our current aesthetic is more like "amicably abandoned sanitarium."
I know you’re here because you read that Vice article that said our hedge fund is like the Wolf of Wall Street but with actual wolves. That’s true.
Einstein was a Ponytail Palm that my sister got me. Like the Einstein from Science, this Ponytail Palm had an eccentric intelligence, but no grace.
A rapidly disintegrating map will be given to you as you step out of the self-reflection pod. It will lead you to the Sewer of Quitters.