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Writer, runner, dog person. Words in New Yorker, McSweeney's, Electric Lit, etc. Humor Editor at The Museum of Americana lit review. Contest judge at NYCMidnight. Sometimes funny, always tired.

Comedy Writing

Passive-Aggressive Comments from My Family on Thanksgiving Bingo

"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"

by Sue D. Gelber and Terry Heyman
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November 21, 2022

Immersive Artist Experiences Other than Van Gogh

Monet: You’re admiring the haystacks painted on the walls when suddenly the room fills with pastel-tinted water.

by Sue D. Gelber
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April 6, 2022

Orientation for College-At-Home, According to Your Mom

Food Service: Breakfast is served from 6:12 AM to 6:18 AM. You’ll have a choice of bran flakes or bran toast.

by Sue D. Gelber
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November 2, 2020

Stages of Grief About The Election in Aerobics Classes

Let’s put on some hip-hop and do leg lifts like it’s 2002! Feel the burn. Not #feelthebern. Because really, are the Bernie Bros happy now?

by Sue D. Gelber
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March 16, 2018