Sullivan Finlay is the winning trifecta of improviser, writer, and accountant based in Chicago, Illinois. Sullivan’s written work has appeared in Points in Case and The Haven, as well as Microsoft Excel, because again, he’s an accountant and is weird like that.



Jokes

Partly cloudy is just the sky announcing it has commitment issues.

— Sullivan Finlay,

Texting friends at 20: DUDEEES LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO WATCH THE BATMAN TRILOGY

Texting friends at 25: To whom it may concern, I am available to watch the first hour of The Dark Knight from 8-9pm, but have a hard stop at 9 for “Bedtime.” Thx

— Sullivan Finlay,
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