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Tanner Abernathy Tacoma

Tanner Abernathy is a writer and teacher in a Seattle suburb. He relies on comedy as a tool for candor - for better or worse.

Comedy Writing

I matched the microwave, we were like cute twins. During dinner parties, people would say, "Wow, love the matching appliance set."

I always hoped one day we could have flying cars, but no matter how many Volvos I push out of nests, they never learn.

— Tanner Abernathy