The Red Phone Diaries
Sorry Mrs. President, we tried to stop the First Man, but Bill was knee-deep in the Hooters already. We tried to email you about this situation, but we didn't get a reply.
Thomas Sullivan lives in Seattle and became long-term unemployed well before it was widely popular. He is the author of "So Much Time, So Little Change" (a collection of humor essays).
Sorry Mrs. President, we tried to stop the First Man, but Bill was knee-deep in the Hooters already. We tried to email you about this situation, but we didn't get a reply.