A Letter of Complaint from Your Unused Stationery
Little did I know then that I would soon join the ranks of those with no hope of escaping or being opened even in the slightest manner.
Tiffany Babb is an essayist and comics obsessive who sometimes thinks she's funny. You can find out more about her work at tiffanybabb.com, follow her on twitter @explodingarrow, and pre-order her poetry collection A LIST OF THINGS I'VE LOST at http://vegetarianalcoholicpress.com/titles/tiffany-babb-a-list-of-things-ive-lost
Little did I know then that I would soon join the ranks of those with no hope of escaping or being opened even in the slightest manner.
All that changed when a (unnamed for legal purposes) billionaire “superhero” with no powers showed up and asked me to join his superhero team.
I have narrowly avoided being chewed up by a rat, a cat, and a very aggressive pet bird. I have also developed a severe dust allergy.