Tilden Lincoln | Points in Case

Tilden Lincoln

Tilden Lincoln writes comedy from time to time.

Comedy Writing

The Summer Person is permitted to remark out loud a phrase along the lines of “This town is so quaint” a total of (1) time.

Suddenly, I was all she could talk about: “He’s been compared to a modern-day Brando, you know,” I overheard her telling her sister on the phone.

Set your timer for 15 minutes and promptly CRY INTO A PILLOW AND LET THE TEARS OF FAILURE FLOW LIKE THE RIVER NILE.

As an online discussion grows longer, eventually someone will reference Clifford the Big Red Dog, effectively ending the discussion.

by Tilden Lincoln | February 10, 2022 | Little Old Lady Comedy

by Tilden Lincoln | April 28, 2021 | Robot Butt

by Tilden Lincoln | August 24, 2020 | Robot Butt

If cancel culture is so real then why do I still have so much student debt?

— Tilden Lincoln, @tildenlincoln