What to Make of America’s 2018 Olympic Men’s Curling Gold?
Facing 20 to 1 underdog odds, the American Men's Curling team somehow took down powerhouses like Canada and Roomba for the gold medal.
After 18 years as a marketing consultant in Texas, I'm ready to turn some of my best unused ideas into humor prose. And while truth may be stranger than fiction, I'm hoping my efforts at the latter will be, at least, a little funnier than fact.
Facing 20 to 1 underdog odds, the American Men's Curling team somehow took down powerhouses like Canada and Roomba for the gold medal.
"Thank you for your piece on the return of cats to our city. The problem of stray and homeless pets plagues communities across our nation."
Shit, Jeff. I'm dead on my feet, bro. I'm exhausted. I want to go back to the Village with the guys and get some sleep and pretend this never happened.