My Doctor’s Pretty Good, Apart from How Often He Says “Ewwwwwwwww!!”
It was good to hear the inside of my mouth also looked "healthy, but super grody, you know, like mouths are."
I write and perform and direct comedy shows for the stage. Autobiographical monologues, pop culture parody shows. I've performed at Just for Laughs. A show I co-created was on Conan O'Brien. My stuff has had runs Off-Broadway, at the Edinburgh Fringe, the Sydney Opera House, and Simon Cowell's birthday party. This is my second profile I've set up, because I tend to lose my passwords.
It was good to hear the inside of my mouth also looked "healthy, but super grody, you know, like mouths are."
My house got robbed and my tree did nothing. In fact, I’m pretty sure it gave the burglars the alarm code.
This jacket matches whatever you’re wearing. It’ll choose an outfit for you if you don’t know what to wear.
Iron Maiden’s Trivial Pursuit: All questions pertain to the band’s twelve-minute songs which sum up a book you were supposed to read in school but didn’t.
What did any silverfish ever do to you? We’re barely able to stop ourselves from disintegrating into dust.