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This jacket matches whatever you’re wearing. It’ll choose an outfit for you if you don’t know what to wear.
I write and perform and direct comedy shows for the stage. Autobiographical monologues, pop culture parody shows. I've performed at Just for Laughs. A show I co-created was on Conan O'Brien. My stuff has had runs Off-Broadway, at the Edinburgh Fringe, the Sydney Opera House, and Simon Cowell's birthday party. This is my second profile I've set up, because I tend to lose my passwords.
This jacket matches whatever you’re wearing. It’ll choose an outfit for you if you don’t know what to wear.
Iron Maiden’s Trivial Pursuit: All questions pertain to the band’s twelve-minute songs which sum up a book you were supposed to read in school but didn’t.
What did any silverfish ever do to you? We’re barely able to stop ourselves from disintegrating into dust.