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Tmo Bradach

You can find Tmo's work on Points In Case, Slackjaw, The Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt and others. He also collects celebrity autographs but only has 1 and can't remember where he put it.

Comedy Writing

Honest Translations for the Reasons I Call in Sick to Work

I threw out my back yesterday and can’t even move today. I’m going to need to take a sick day. (Translation: My cat is sleeping on my lap)

by Tmo Bradach
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January 6, 2025

Please Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee, My Anti-Depressants, My Cholesterol Medication, a Shot of Whiskey, a Breath Mint, and a Pound of Bacon

How is it that my morning routine is simultaneously killing me while also helping me barely cling to dear life?

by Tmo Bradach
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December 19, 2024