Former stand-up. Writer. Living the dream in North Carolina.
You can lead a horse to a bar, but you can’t make it buy you a drink. — Tobi Pledger
You can lead a horse to a bar, but you can’t make it buy you a drink.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to be crushed by it, did it miss an opportunity? — Tobi Pledger
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to be crushed by it, did it miss an opportunity?
