Steven + Madison, Forever
There were so many things I wanted to tell you while I was twelve, and now I’m thirteen and don’t have the balls---I’m all sweaty pits and dry mouth.
A corporate cog who dreams of a career as a writer. My relationship with comedy: I am not a funny person in the flesh but can turn into one at the keyboard. I love listening to stand-up and am a devoted listener to comedy-centric podcasts.
There were so many things I wanted to tell you while I was twelve, and now I’m thirteen and don’t have the balls---I’m all sweaty pits and dry mouth.