Cleveland

Writer, comedian, thinker. My biggest comedic inspiration is my uncle and the banana peel he slipped on.



Jokes

My favorite part of a nutritious breakfast is sleeping right through it.

— Tony Robert,

If mermaids ate worms, it would change everyone’s entire mental image of mermaids.

— Tony Robert,

My favorite part about coffee is not hearing where the beans came from.

— Tony Robert,

I finally figured out what horoscopes are good at predicting: which girls are single.

— Tony Robert,
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