I’m Going through a Lot Right Now, but I Won’t Let That Impact My Narration of This Nature Documentary
From the grandiose giraffe to Anders, this guy that works out at the gym my girlfriend goes to. All life, great and small, depends on water.
Originally from Louisville, Kentucky, Tyler took his brand of offbeat, quirky and often silly comedy and performed throughout the midwest before eventually moving to Southern California. As a stand up Tyler was a semi-finalist on Comcast's Trial By Laughter. Tyler's comedy has been heard on Audible's comedy channel and his writing has appeared on the front page of Reddit.
From the grandiose giraffe to Anders, this guy that works out at the gym my girlfriend goes to. All life, great and small, depends on water.
We take pride in our product. We know that there is no better feeling than tossing a big burlap sack over your shoulder after a big heist.
Mr. Jensen has not won eight gold medals in curling. In fact, it’s unclear whether or not Mr. Jensen has even seen curling before.
How many of the hostages are in relationships? 12? Do they seem like they’re happy?
In five years I hope I can stop dwelling on the time when I was sucked into the thick swamp ooze only to be rescued by a creature of the night.
Are you comfortable being the center of attention? Do you prefer working as part of a team, or by yourself?
No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.
“Sorry, I can’t, I’m doing drugs later with a different group of cooler kids.”
Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.
You are entropy incarnate. Which is captured much more accurately by this clip of a frog with long, sexy lady legs that burps up the word "Strike."
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.
Is there anything more precious than a child’s laughter? Yes: their extremely valuable, and virtually unused, kidneys.